Tuesday, April 03, 2007

The Cowboy

Montana Cowboy


A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a pasture when a brand-new BMW pulled up. The driver, in a Bryony suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and Hermes tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The man parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. He then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with e-mail on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes,
receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his miniaturized HP printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy.

He watches the man select one of the animals and looks on amused as he stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

The cowboy says to the man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You work in Washington DC…probably in the House or Senate," says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the man, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required," answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you;
you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me
how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows, this is a herd of sheep.

"Now give me back my dog."



I had to laugh ....

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